where's jim?

Well, I tried to think once but nothing happened. But it occurred to me there has to be a way to put video on a blog...


I am so thankful that wrinkles don't hurt.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

The sole reason for a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

Once over the hill, you pick up speed.

If it weren't for stress, I'd have no energy at all.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Well, I must be off...